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'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us!
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You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait! |
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge !!
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Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy |
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health! |
Conserve water, drink beer!. |
The rich get richer and the poor get children! |
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do! |
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!!. |
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice.. |
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