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I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them! |
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts!
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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal! |
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp! |
"Always follow your heart. It knows the best and it will lead you in the right direction."!.
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"Sometimes someone says something really small and it fits right into this empty place in your heart."! |
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday! |
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office. |
*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me* |
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