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If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go!
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what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya! |
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?!
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Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? |
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes! |
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?!.
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My cat just knocked over a candle, which set fire to my dog. He, in turn, ran into my curtains and now they're ablaze too. Damn it!! |
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle! |
Evil Gummi bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and that purple one took my shoe. |
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? |
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