Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad.
Election 2008
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Fit Auntiyan chahiye hon to "PPP" join karen!
Fit Larkiyan chahiye hon to "PML(Q)" join karein!
Londay baazi kerni ho to (MMA) join karey
Gand marwa k saudia jana ho to PML(N) join karey
Ganduon k hathon katal ho kay bori main marna ho to MQM join
karey
Agar Sirf muth pe guzara kerna ho to Tehreek-e-Insaaf join karey
Aur agar in sab ki gand marni ho to army join kare
teacher :kisi aisi cheze ka naam batao jis ka sirf suna ho par dekha na ho
student : teacher behan ka lora
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalainâ
Reema; Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai.
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
Nasibo Lal new song..
Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi pathan sajna.
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)
lagthe hain mote mote boo boo
nikalta hai iss main see doo doo
kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)
Love is like a "PENT" But friendship is like a "CHADDI", bcoz "PENT" phaat bhee jaee to "CHADDI" Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being my "Chaddi"
Sardar: Will u merry ,after i die?
Wife: No, I will live with my sister.
Wife: Will u merry, After i die?
Sardar: No, I will also live with my sister.
