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When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga....
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Ik pagal gusy main
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............
dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahah
main tughe rubber hi nahi dunga ;)
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When I was born Devil said
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
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If ur world is spining Round & Round
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
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Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya
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