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Ek bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte hoo. Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lon.
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TEACHER:U call UR mother as MUM.. what will U call UR mother"s younger sister and elder sister? SARDAR:So simple madam,MINIMUM and MAXIMUM.
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Milna bichurna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, Milna bichurna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, DOSTI hi ek rishta hai jo "NOT FOR SALE" hai...
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Apne dil ki bat dil me mat rkhna, Apne item ko pakad kar"I LOVE YOU" khna, Jyada muchmuch kare to gabrna mat, "RAKHI" nikal kar kehna pyari behna milte rehna.
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A boy gifted a card 2 his Dad on his b"day with a sher "PHOOL TO BAHUT HAIN PAR GULAB JAISA KOI NAHI,PAPA TO BAHUT HAI PAR AAP JAISA koi NAHI..
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Huzoor aadab arz hai. Lagta hai mausam kafi sard hai, Are September ke mahine ka yahi marz hai, Par doston ko msg karne mei kya harz hai, Aap ko msg bhejna hamara farz hai, kyuki apka number hamari phone book me darj hai. Yeh msg type kar ke hamari ungalion me dard hai, itna jaanlo ae dost ye badiya msg aap per karz hai. Is karz ko kaise chukana hai, ye sochna ab aapka sir-dard hai.
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Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, Dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, Hame to bas apki saheli pasand hai.
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GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye "GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000- u cant afford,b hapy I"l gv u Mallika Sherawat.
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