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Pad likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !! So enjoY!!
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If dentists make films, d names will be - - *Daant ho na ho... *Jaanam brush karo... *Aa ab clean karen..... *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum.... *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
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Bacha to mom :Mummy Ise Baar hum diwaly kay pataakhay ise dukaan say leingay....Mom:Leiken Beta Yeh Too Girls Hostel Hai....Bacha : mummy Papa Too Kehtay Hain Kay Yahan Patakahy aur phooljariyan..milti hai!
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TERE GAM ME TADAP KE MAR JAYENGE, MAR GAYE TO TERA NAAM LE JAYENGE, RAB KO RISHWAT DE KE TUJHE BHI BULANENGE, UPAR SAATH BAITH KE KURKURE KHAENGE.
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Jab 50-50 km. DUur koi baccha rota hai hoooo....... .Oooo...to uski Maa bahut khush hoti hai aur kahti hai uska beta bada hoke "HIMESH RISHMYA" Banega. :-D
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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA but girraffe was not eating. Why? Bcoz Oonche log Oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND :-)
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Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, .... upar likha hai chappal chor, niche 5 rupees inaam hai
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A:u r Active B:u r Best C:u r Cute D:u r Dashing E:u r Excellant F:u r alwayz 1st G:u r Gr8 Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat mujhme nahi hai!
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