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Lips "Bhindi" ki Tarah , Gaal "Timatar" ki tarah , Eyes "Matar" ki tarah, Pura Face "Gobi" ki tarah, Ae Allah!! ek Dost dia wo b Sabzi Mandi ki tarah.


 
Sherni ki Maa ne Haathi ke ghar ka rishta thukra diya.... Bolo kyon ?? ?????? ??????? ??????? "Tu soo ja.... Woh unke ghar ki baat hai.


 
God created heat and called it sun, He created entertainment and called it fun, he created light and called it moon, He created you and called it Cartoon.

 
Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye.. Wah wah wah


Hamare sar pe baal aane ka intezar to 11 dukan ke HAJAM kar rahe hai, lekin takle pe baal aana muskil hi nahi namumkin hai..

KASTI Chali KINARA Chhut gaya AASMA se SITARA Toot gaya Tu bi to Aaj tak nahi Sudhara Jaha Dekhi DIWAR,Wahi MOOT gaya.

Are u a high scoring student? Bored of gettin gud marks? join M.S.UNIVERSITY. . aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein posible!

Kal mainne 1 batair pakra aur usay pinjray main baand kardiya ..woh peeche se nikal gaya .. mainne phir pakra aur phinjray main band kardiya ..woh phr peeche se nikal gaya..mainne phir usay pakar kar pinjre main daal dia woh phir peeche se nikal gaya.. mujhe ghussa aagaya mainne usay zibah kiya aur kha gaya ...... Woh zalil phr PEECHE se nikal gaya.

 
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