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Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai.
Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.
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Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
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Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
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Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.
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Tumne mere dil se khela,
Tumne mere tan se khela,
Tumne mere man se khela,
... Wah Wah Well Played.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
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