|
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy.
|
Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother
Abid : !want 2 help
|
Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par, Ek baba ji thay.... Pechy se kisi sharir larke ne.. Khusray ko ungli charha di, Or khud pechy hat gya .... Khusray nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha, Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay? Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha, Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !
|
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl, in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless, any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
|
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite, to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
|
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay
|
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
|
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY
|
Back |
|
|
