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Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi.
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A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25, it"s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise.
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Pappu: while filling up a form.
Dad: what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para.
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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