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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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Pati patni se: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
Patni:(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!
Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai
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Fresh flowers for you
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what are you looking for
????
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have some sense
.
yeh mobile hai "gamla nahii
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A - u r ATTRACTIVE
B - u r the BEST.
C - u r CUTE
D - u r DEAR to me
E - u r EXCELLENT
F - u r FUNNY
G - u r GUD LOOKING
H - HA HA HA
I - I M JOKING
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Ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya
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Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..
Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.
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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
chahe jitna DEW pilalo,
sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!!
humne piya hai tum bhi piyo
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12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par
sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor
mein picture dekh rahe the "WAQT HAMARA HAI".
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