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SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA,
WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA,
SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA,
TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!
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Subah sham teri yaad aati hai,
sari sari raat jagati hai,
karne ko to karlu phone tujhe,
par customer care ki ek ladki hai,
jo baar baar balance low batati hai.
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Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, .... upar likha hai chappal chor, niche 5 rupees inaam hai :-D
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Little Inku went with his mother to a neighbour"s house.
Upon entering the compound a dog came running and started to bark at Tinku
and his mother.
Tinku was really scared and started to cry.
"Don"t cry, TINKU, you can see he"s wagging his tail as he barks -
that means that he"s a friendly dog"
"I am still confused - I don"t know which end to believe" Says Tinku
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Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I?m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney
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