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Always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one.

Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi

Tumhary saath kia masla hai?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia, tumhari delivery report aa jati hai.

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe. ye kase mumkin hai
baqi 3 ganje they.

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli...

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster? Tell her not 2 tell any1

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

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