Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma"m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it"s 1.5 liter
One day dog dancing madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage....
Did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain