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Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
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Aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay.
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. "kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2"rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO..
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