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Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha
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Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.

Sardar: cigarette hai?
Dokanwala: we donï¿½t sell cigs.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!
Next day,
S: hathorra hai?
D: nahi.
S: acha? To phir cig hai?

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.

1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.