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Sardar Joke SmS
Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st


 
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha
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Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.


 
Sardar: cigarette hai?
Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!
Next day,
S: hathorra hai?
D: nahi.
S: acha? To phir cig hai?

 
Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?

 
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

 
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.

1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.

 
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.

 
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon.

 
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha

 
 
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